"Stupid By The Grace of God"
south carolina compilation 7"
one song each by bedlam hour, tonka
toast and unheard. the bedlam hour
track is testament to mosh metal
and monster cereals. tonka
pop it up with a fast low fi tune.
toast are poppy as well in that sweet baby/
papa smurf sort of way. unherd rock
out with there own brand of dc
influenced post punk.
1000 pressed in 91.

tonka
"calling waffle house home" 7"
very energetic, low-fi, no frills, pop
punk from the home of the crumbling
empire of the ptl. (rock hill, cuz).
sort of rites of spring meets nofx meets
jawbreaker. members went onto form 1/2 of
the legendary assfactor 4 and 1/4 of the
rock quartet, eddy.
800 pressed 1n 92.
suburban propain
"chare" double 7"
this was the high school band you hated as
they mocked you from the mosh pit of the
talent show you were trying ever so
desperately to win. cynical as hell obscure
subject matter that they don't even
remember. fast, metallic, and poppy, with a
lover boy and an old skull cover. mike
nipper hates you ronald reagan. members went
on to form cornelius and stockbroker.
300 pressed in 92.
unherd
self titled 12"
very melodic and intense hardcore
from cola town. tight, excellent,
lyrics, musicianship, and
production. a soup cover to boot.
one of the best albums i own.
members went on to form the other half of
assfactor 4.
800 pressed in 93, out of print.
eddy
"2000 pounds of ashes" 7"
the guitarist from tonka with
some new recruits produce some
of the strangest southern punk
rock jams. kansas mixed with
rites of spring. crazy as
it sounds. dueling guitars
over a solid bonham rhythm section.
500 pressed in 93.
cornelius
self titled 7"
the port city's post punk trio
create moody worlds and lyrical
landscapes. rockin' guitars
held together with jazzy drums.
sentimental and sci-fi.
1200 pressed in 94.
cornelius
self titled 10"
back again from the beach
with similar sappy space anthems.
an extra guitar and production
adds a snap n' pop element to a
menagerie of metal and melody.
1200 pressed in 95.
rights reserved
self titled 12"
after a few 7's and splits, these durham
veterans finally recorded a full-length.
it's hard comparing this band to anyone,
but it's one of the better rocking
bands to come out of the tridangle
700 pressed in 96. out of print.

the dart 360
self titled 10"
the capital city has spawned some pretty
amazing bands. this record is a document
of one of the brightest sparks to
ever grace the carolina sky. power
anthems with a sherman tank for
a rhythm section. such intensity
rarely lasts long.
700 pressed in 97.

download "capitol city" .mp3

hardware
self titled 7"
this well oiled bastard child of the original suburban propain guitarist and the guitarist turned drummer and bassist of cornelius. though the chareman produced this hectic, energetic, punk record, it still dons our old address. fans of early police, or other britt punk should like it.
500 pressed in 97.

action patrol
"b is for bombard" 7"
after a 7" and "the weak force" lp, the
patrol go out with a bright orange
blast. the rockin' melody of the
descendants gets fused with the genius of
devo in the sweaty embrace of youth.
1500 pressed in 96.

captain speky
"vs. gravity" 7"
something that doesn't exist in normal space/time comes alive through the guts of a techno/logical 16 track monstrosity. the guitarist from cornelius goes solo in the studio, applause included.
500 pressed in 97.

eagle bravo
1/2 12"
this isn't an official assorted
porkchops release, but it started here before we threw our hands in the air and said "fuck it all!". 75 percent of rights reserved with the guitarist of el sucio produce one of the rawest, rawking half a record you'll ever hear. they split up before is was completed, but thankfully grid sector records was there to pick up the pieces and see it published. members went on to form manamid.
700 pressed in 98.

download "radar detector detector detector".mp3

zuexeus
self titled cd
captain speky returns from a previously nameless abyss with lots of rock from space. 8 songs from the 99 demo.

download "red giant sunrise".mp3

cornelius
discography cd
it seems that every mid 90's hardcore band that made it into a studio and slopped out a demo tape is putting out a discography. cornelius is no exception! The demo/ 7" along with the original 10" mix, omitted tracks from both, and a few songs sans the drummer. a blender of various influences, personalities, and melodrama from the sunny shores of Wilmington, North Carolina (not to be confused with the japanese import). 19 songs.

download "grasshopper".mp3

captain speky
demos cd
this is the charred remains of a vacuumed banner that says "speky was here". the 96 "vs. the predictability of dynamics" demo tape, the 97 "vs. gravity" 7" with a few out takes, and an additional unreleased demo from 97. 20 songs.

download "pollyanna".mp3

2UEX3U5
"guitar_01" mp3 CD
a 6 and a half hour long corrupted data epic.

out soon

breech baby
self titled CD
more stuff from captain speky/ zuexeus.

out soon.

download "first man on phobos".mp3

assorted porkchops
the 7"s CD
all the seven inches from the assorted porkchops label from 91 to 97. includes the "stupid by the grace of god" compilation 7", the tonka "calling waffle house home" 7", the suburban propain "chare" double 7", the eddy "two thousand pounds of ashes" 7", the cornelius 7", the action patrol "b is for bombard" 7", and the captain speky "vs. gravity" 7".

out soon

tonka
"blame it on rio" discography CD
this is the finest bootleg ever. includes the "lets get buck naked and play boggle" demo tape, the "calling waffle house home" 7", and tracks from various compilations. they put the rock in rock hill.

out soon

the assorted porkchop label started in 91 and it's vinyl days came to a sputtering halt sometime in 98, but in more current news... some of the older stuff has been getting regurgitated in the form of cd discography.

well over two years ago alex of af4 mentioned that the canadian label that was going to publish the assfactor 4 discography, backed out. since assfactor 4 is one of my favorite 90's punk bands, i volunteered my services to release it. tracking down master tapes and reliable audio sources was been very difficult to impossible, but after getting the "ok" from all the band members it looks like it may come together. currently the discog is still in punk rock purgatory, but hopefully it will be sent off to mastering soon as well as the tonka material.

the assorted porkchops 7"s compilation is available in cdr format for those interested.

payments can be made through paypal. if you want to order something, use the paypal buttons, if you are overseas, please drop me an e-mail (captainspeky@hotmail.com) so i can calculate postage. thanks, chris